FFG Star Wars/Quotes

Suggested Ship Names:
 * Toasty Cow
 * Crusty Tauntan
 * Sideways Dolphin
 * Spicy Ronto
 * Rusty Bull
 * Virile Voractyl
 * Running Bantha
 * Zesty Zillowbeast
 * Dirty Porg
 * Rogue Ronto
 * Shy Rathtar

"The Wrathful Ronto?" "That's too good. And we aren't shooting for good."

"So it's your fault it's the Rouge Ronto!"

"All the connections to the party are happening through me. It's like I'm the cute thing."

"OK, so you said something incomprehensible and then laughed hysterically, so I'm a little concerned."

"Under his helmet, does your character have a greasy moustache that he twirls?"

"So, you'll need a cat harness & leash." "Or maybe a cone."

"I think it's a show of restraint that we didn't call the ship the sideways dolphin."

"Skakoan? I presume you don't poop." "They just wish it so."

"This danger is how I live everyday!" "So check your privilege, Kitty Cat!"

"That's part of my skill set!" "Reaching the pedals?"

"There's 8 people, so I don't want rolls to take forever." "That's why I'm upfront about the underwear."

"I'm going to make the clerk my ally." "Heh. Soondead N. Gonnabiteit!"

"You're caught red handed with your pad plugged into the terminal. With your pants down." "Oh, so that's how you do it."

"I'm going to try to reach one of my contacts at the temple." "What contacts do you have at the temple?" "Uhh..." "I think they're all dead."

"So you're yelling for the Jedi 'Please come and interrogate me!'"

"Just shave the Wookiee!"

"So you turn the corner and see a Bothan, a Twi'lek and a droid trying to lube a large Wookiee..."

"So you're noodling on your fat lute."

"We should have named the ship the Greasy Wookiee!"

"The smell of smoke is receding for those of you who don't want to be on fire." "We have a greasy Wookiee." "Heh. He's our torch."

"I'm assuming there's some sort of Twi'lekki death blessing?" (starts undulating to indicate use of lekku) "It uses a pole?"

(About HC-7) "I assume that at the beginning of every combat he yells 'we surrender!'"

"You're lying on something important? Way to kitty-cat, Kitty Cat."

"No fucking problem. Oh. Wait. Fucking problem, because while I got four successes, I generated 2 threat, so I don't know how long the fuse is!!!"

"You can fling as many Jawas off cliffs as you want."

"Wait? You have hooves? You're a cat with hooves?!"

"I guess he was wearing horse shoes."

"Caution: I have never plotted a hyperspace jump before. I hope I do well."

"So. Who are all y'all? Anyone going to lie?"

"What to do if your Master dies is an elective course?"

"And I'm going to walk away wearing my cone of shame."

"So for the Jedi with the padawan braids..." (points) "No hair, no hair, no hair!" "Time to shave the kittycat!"

"No cat has hair that long. It is definitely a clip-on!"

"I figured out that if I quip while fighting, I'm better!" "But how does it work with the training droid?" "Power off! Ha ha!"

"My designation is 3D6!" "Can I call you Gigit?" "Master, if it brings you delight, you may." "Giggity."

"Wow. you managed to make 'Gungan' sound even more like a racial slur."

(About the Mirror) "However everyone is still very much alive, so we are assuming he isn't aboard."

"Droids are kind of a gray area..."

"I look forward to all of this being over." "Mission statement!"

"I wonder if that's one of my dad's speeches?" "Your dad is Palpatine's Speechwriter? Why am I just learning this now?!"

"Kit Fisto has a way stupider name than Agen Kolar, so I apologize to Agen Kolar."

"Nawah 'The Wallet' Masin"

"Bothan Shoes are known for their secret compartment. Mine had a small one." "So what's our cover story?" "We're trying to find a Bothan cobbler."

"And the droid can fix the ship?" "It gave few disclaimers, so I guess?" "Actually, I clicked the do not show again box."

"They've lost all their Jedi camping business." "Oh, that's why it's called Camp-arus." "Or why it is called Camp-ing."

"It's only a problem if you have to run away from something, and speeder chasers never happen in Star Wars."

"There's murder happening, Detective Wookiee man."

"3 successes, 1 threat, and 1 despair." "Someone's going to need a new cone!"

"So you hear a blaster whine, a thump, and Efnir say 'Oops!"

"Why does he have enough camping gear for 8 people?" (shrug) "Forest orgies?" "But he's a Jedi" "Jedi can fuck. They just can't form attachments." "So you can have all the forest orgies you want, they just can't be fun." "Time for apathetic boring forest orgy porn slash fic!"

"Aaah! Hold on! I'm still writing about boring forest orgies!"

(Child scream interrupts Jedi trance) "Chorus of tiny angels..."

"I've dealt with a lot of rocks in my day and none of them has been surprised." "That you know!"

"Black market cobbling!"

"You could plug some sort of computer cable into this." "Hey, we need a USB-C to plug in the rock."

"Are you going to leave the artifact in the methane room?" "We'll leave it with Somi. She can incubate it."