Star Wars d20

While spending a summer on campus, a person who lived in my dorm invited me to join a casual Star Wars d20 game. The campaign that resulted was one of the funniest roleplaying experiences I've ever had. Our sessions typically ended not because we'd reached a good stopping point in the story, but because our faces and sides hurt too much from laughing. This game only lasted for a couple of months, but it lives forever in my heart (and in my gaming group's meme vocabulary).

PCs

 * Ander LaVrool, "the true king of Blown-Up Land." A distant relative of the royal family of Alderaan, he was always kept far away from the planet due to his ineptitude and unlikable nature, and thus was the last survivor in the line of succession, claiming sovereignty over "the asteroid system of Alderaan." He was always accompanied by a rather dim-witted droid named B6-D2, which he treated like a pet. This is one of my favorite character concepts that I've ever encountered, if I'm being honest.
 * Caleb Zendal, a hapless Jedi Padawan.
 * Chub Chuk, an Ewok shaman.
 * Chuuuuurch, a Wookiee. "What kind of Wookiee are you?" "Uh...a black one?"
 * Solaris, a Dark Force user who only lasted for one session before the Wookiee ripped his arms off and beat him to death with them.
 * ZX29! aka Z-29 aka E10X aka Turn Fence 3-7, Ander's droid bodyguard. The player kept changing his character's name almost every session, for reasons we could never fathom.

Memorable Moments

 * The legacy of this game lives on mainly in the form of the memes it gave birth to:
 * Anything else would have been suspicious.
 * Does he have any gold?
 * I believe in you guys!
 * You should go there.
 * The ship we traveled on was named the Shifty Beetle. It was eventually decided that any ship Ander traveled on automatically became called the Shifty Beetle, like Air Force One.
 * Chub Chuk worshiped Force lighting as a deity and had a "Use Magic Device" skill which he used in order to interact with any form of technology (such as thermal detonators!).
 * One antagonist of this game was a Rodian crime lord named Daalo Deelo, which I still think is an inordinately good name that tragically got wasted on a dude who died within 3 sessions to Chub Chuk's Force lightning.

Quotes
"You killed our men." "No, I didn't! I couldn't even hit them!" "He's right. The Jedi does suck quite a lot." [A fistfight breaks out.] "You don't need to teach me a lesson." "Roll for that." [rolls] "6! Fucking Jedi mind trick." "Yeah, that's about what he says." "ARAAAARRARARAAAH!" "What did you just say?" "I don't know. It was something about his mother." "I turn to the smuggler and say, 'The Wookiee says he'd like to have an audience with you.'" "The man opens the door with his blaster rifle still pointed at you. He says, 'Okay, now I'm curious.'" "He says that he is a very powerful warrior, and that he will not be made to sit in a window." "I have an 18 Charisma, so I'm an asshole in spite of myself." "Guys, I think we just participated in a Jedi carjacking." Ander: What are you doing? Turn Fence: I am removing B6's arm so that I may sell it on the black market and buy my freedom. "These desires are unhealthy and will cause you to short-circuit." "They will not." "Yes, they will. I saw it in a movie." "I wanna intimidate them." "Okay. You get a +8 bonus because you just killed EVERYONE." Turn-Fence: It's okay. I'm metal, and Wookiees don't burn that hot. "Ander, goddammit! Now is not the time to be pissing your pants!" "Good idea! I piss my pants." "Did you just take 28 damage?" "...I DON'T KNOW!" Ander: TASTY BERRIES, REPAIR ME!!!!!!!! GM: I'm sorry this is taking so long. [Solaris's player] is busy digging himself a hole. By the way, how many vitality points does Force lightning cost? "How many Dark Side Points did Solaris just gain?" "Since we started this scene 20 minutes ago? Six." "I use Treat Injury on myself." "Okay. As you're doing this you're seeing visions of Emperor Palpatine." "What about him?" "You love him. You want to be his lover." [I cannot easily explain the deranged voice in which the GM said this sentence.] Solaris, to Caleb: Well, in my defense...I got nothin'. Solaris: In retrospect, paying 100 credits would have saved me a lot of time and death.