FFG Star Wars/Quotes

Session 0
Suggested Ship Names:
 * Toasty Cow
 * Crusty Tauntan
 * Sideways Dolphin
 * Spicy Ronto
 * Rusty Bull
 * Virile Voractyl
 * Running Bantha
 * Zesty Zillowbeast
 * Dirty Porg
 * Rogue Ronto
 * Shy Rathtar

"The Wrathful Ronto?" "That's too good. And we aren't shooting for good."

"So it's your fault it's the Rouge Ronto!"

"All the connections to the party are happening through me. It's like I'm the cute thing."

"OK, so you said something incomprehensible and then laughed hysterically, so I'm a little concerned."

"Under his helmet, does your character have a greasy moustache that he twirls?"

"So, you'll need a cat harness & leash." "Or maybe a cone."

"I think it's a show of restraint that we didn't call the ship the sideways dolphin."

"Skakoan? I presume you don't poop." "They just wish it so."

"This danger is how I live everyday!" "So check your privilege, Kitty Cat!"

"That's part of my skill set!" "Reaching the pedals?"

"There's 8 people, so I don't want rolls to take forever." "That's why I'm upfront about the underwear."

Session 1
"I'm going to make the clerk my ally." "Heh. Soondead N. Gonnabiteit!"

"You're caught red handed with your pad plugged into the terminal. With your pants down." "Oh, so that's how you do it."

"I'm going to try to reach one of my contacts at the temple." "What contacts do you have at the temple?" "Uhh..." "I think they're all dead."

"So you're yelling for the Jedi 'Please come and interrogate me!'"

"Just shave the Wookiee!"

"So you turn the corner and see a Bothan, a Twi'lek and a droid trying to lube a large Wookiee..."

"So you're noodling on your fat lute."

"We should have named the ship the Greasy Wookiee!"

"The smell of smoke is receding for those of you who don't want to be on fire." "We have a greasy Wookiee." "Heh. He's our torch."

"I'm assuming there's some sort of Twi'lekki death blessing?" (starts undulating to indicate use of lekku) "It uses a pole?"

(About HC-7) "I assume that at the beginning of every combat he yells 'we surrender!'"

"You're lying on something important? Way to kitty-cat, Kitty Cat."

"No fucking problem. Oh. Wait. Fucking problem, because while I got four successes, I generated 2 threat, so I don't know how long the fuse is!!!"

"You can fling as many Jawas off cliffs as you want."

"Wait? You have hooves? You're a cat with hooves?!"

"I guess he was wearing horse shoes."

"Casual Observation: I have never plotted a hyperspace jump before. I hope I do well."

"So. Who are all y'all? Anyone going to lie?"

Session 2
"What to do if your Master dies is an elective course?"

"And I'm going to walk away wearing my cone of shame."

"So for the Jedi with the padawan braids..." (points) "No hair, no hair, no hair!" "Time to shave the kittycat!"

"No cat has hair that long. It is definitely a clip-on!"

"I figured out that if I quip while fighting, I'm better!" "But how does it work with the training droid?" "Power off! Ha ha!"

"My designation is 3D6!" "Can I call you Gigit?" "Master, if it brings you delight, you may." "Giggity."

"Wow. you managed to make 'Gungan' sound even more like a racial slur."

(About the Mirror) "However everyone is still very much alive, so we are assuming he isn't aboard."

"Droids are kind of a gray area..."

"I look forward to all of this being over." "Mission statement!"

"I wonder if that's one of my dad's speeches?" "Your dad is Palpatine's Speechwriter? Why am I just learning this now?!"

"Kit Fisto has a way stupider name than Agen Kolar, so I apologize to Agen Kolar."

"Nawah 'The Wallet' Masin"

"Bothan Shoes are known for their secret compartment. Mine had a small one." "So what's our cover story?" "We're trying to find a Bothan cobbler."

"And the droid can fix the ship?" "It gave few disclaimers, so I guess?" "Actually, I clicked the do not show again box."

"They've lost all their Jedi camping business." "Oh, that's why it's called Camp-arus." "Or why it is called Camp-ing."

"It's only a problem if you have to run away from something, and speeder chasers never happen in Star Wars."

"There's murder happening, Detective Wookiee man."

"3 successes, 1 threat, and 1 despair." "Someone's going to need a new cone!"

"So you hear a blaster whine, a thump, and Efnir say 'Oops!"

"Why does he have enough camping gear for 8 people?" (shrug) "Forest orgies?" "But he's a Jedi" "Jedi can fuck. They just can't form attachments." "So you can have all the forest orgies you want, they just can't be fun." "Time for apathetic boring forest orgy porn slash fic!"

"Aaah! Hold on! I'm still writing about boring forest orgies!"

"Vesper wakes up in the campsite feeling like garbage, but at least he wakes up." "Pancakes for Vesper! Wait. Are pancakes in bad taste?"

Session 3
(Child scream interrupts Jedi trance) "Chorus of tiny angels..."

"I've dealt with a lot of rocks in my day and none of them has been surprised." "That you know!"

"Black market cobbling!"

"You could plug some sort of computer cable into this." "Hey, we need a USB-C to plug in the rock."

"Are you going to leave the artifact in the methane room?" "We'll leave it with Somi. She can incubate it."

Session 4
"We're proactive bounty hunters. We think someone is going to issue a bounty for this guy soon, so we're going to start looking for him now. You've gotta be a go-getter on Nar Shaddaa."

"One of the ships docked at the spaceport is named Stop Looking at Me or I'll Tear Your Eyes Out." "Should have turned off the speech to text when I was entering that data."

"The ship is a cake wreck?" "Yeah, there’s even a website called Ship Wrecks." "I mean, you have to not get distracted when your putting your order in with the droid." "#relatable"

"Vesper's been injured, the session has officially started."

"If I was going to hide a dead body I would have tipped it over the edge." "Um...rule zero?"

"You find yourself in what’s like a serial killer's lair for droids. There are parts strewn all over. HC-7 is looking around and saying 'oh it's horrible!' and covering his eyes and you're like 'no, that's our light source!'" "You must look!"

"So we'll put the cone back on the Jedi cat." "I refuse to wear a cone despite being wounded." "You're not a cat." "I'll wear a cone." "Says the Wookiee."

"How much are Stimpacks again?" "75 credits." "75 credits? That's a lot. How much is a full-body cast?"

"Is meditating in your bunk like 'organizing your papers?'"

"Yes, you're actually escorting The Mirror and his adorable children, who are a couple of droids in wigs."

"I need you to bring him back alive." "I promise we will bring him back...whole." "As in 'full of them.'" "Full of bullets."

"I need to make a collect call. 'Hi dad. I'm not dead. Goodbye.'" *hangs up*

"I hope this isn't like your Firefly where the worst character secrets come in later seasons, because if this is Season 1..."

Session 5
"Guess it's up to Noel to roll us some light side points?" "Help us, Obi-wan Ke-Noel-bi!"

(while meditating on the artifact) "There's a sense that it is trying to connect with something else, but it's not able to." "Its voice mail is full."

"There's lots of traffic to one site - BuxomBothans.net" "If I didn't want you to know, I would have cleared the history!" "There's the threat - my nightmares later."

"I don't think I'll be getting up on any roofs anytime soon." "You had a roof day." "Was it your shingle worst experience?"

"For all we know, Vesper could be here." "Come on out! We know you're here!" "I crinkle the treat bags."

(on naming a drug) "Phlesminol, street name 'Somber'." "Because you only give it to someone in Hospice." "Or that you want to put in Hospice."

"Where's everyone else?" "Name dropping." "Drug shopping."

"It would make sense that Hutts would use a lot of Somber. It's the only way they float."

(Singing) "What do you do with a sedated Ewok?"

"Ikal. Rhymes with 'recall', so you think I'd actually remember it."

"I look around and notice he's a collector of plates." "Is it signed by Tom Paris?"

"Oh Man! We missed a chance to have him say 'It's a traap!'" "I thought that was the whole reason Beth made him a Mon Calamari!!" (GM's note: partially, yes)

"Perhaps the real trap was the friends we made along the way."

Session 6
"And she says, 'Rhen'." "Sekar?" (whispered) "It's a trap." "You didn't get to say it last time with the Mon Calamari, so you're going to say it this time. Everything is always a trap!" "It's the new 'being on fire'." "Being on fire does NOT count as a trap." "Unless you're secretly on fire and you hug someone."

"Character Flaw: Being secretly on fire."

"He was a human with curly red hair and he was evil." "So he was a clown?" "Ronald McJedi Murderer?"

"You try to open the door and discover you're locked in." "It's really bad when there's a sock on the INSIDE of the door." "They're having a boring forest orgy and didn't invite you."

"I can only summon a sword out of thin air" "That makes you a bit of a one-trick pony." "I dunno... If you're a horse and can summon something pointy, that makes you a one-trick unicorn."

(Rhen rolls Triumph on Athletics while alone on the ship) "You easily get out of the way of the shard of glass." (sadly) "I guess I do an awesome dodge that nobody sees."

"3D6 is disassembled!" "Well... that's not the worst thing he can be."

"Maybe the point of being a Jedi Master is to be as irritating as possible."

"Mentor troubles? Been there, done that. Currently doing that."

"So there's a Red Headed Jedi not on Coruscant. That narrows it down by one planet."

"He (Master Quiet) isn't my character, but I imagine him as looking kind of like a cult leader with wild Charles Mansion hair." "Great. Now I'm imagining Bruno." (Singing) "We don't talk about Quiet, no no. We don't talk about Quiet. But! It was my mission day and there wasn't a clone in the sky. Quiet walked in with a mischievous grin (Thunder!!) and the droids all died."

"I realize I've played a number of characters that couldn't really hurt you."

"In the Star Wars universe, Jazz is called Jizz, and Jizz is called Jazz." "What do Jazz hands mean?"

"It looks right. The arms are in the correct Droid holes."

"Master! My arms are backwards." "Yeah. The Mirror, what a prankster."

"I was going to ask if it is tasteful music, but, uh, I have the answer."

"You somehow manage to bisect it with a training lightsaber." "I was REALLY frustrated with my blaster." "She tosses her blaster up in the air and hits it like a baseball."

"We haven't been to the, uh, soft creature area yet."

"Lesson learned. Dark side: good."

"And here’s a tattoo of me falsifying my tattoos.”

“We just upended the bag of broken glass into the bacta tank.”

"A Corellian hand job is when you shoot someone under the table." "You're the only person who calls it that."

“They shot me in the same spot.” “Lucky you. They always shoot me in a different spot. They aim for whatever part of me still has fur.” “You’re the target of an Imperial plot to give you electrolysis?” “‘Imperial electrolysis’ – that’s a pretty good euphemism for what Imperial troopers try to do to Jedi.”

“Buxom Bothans isn’t a porn site. It’s the best search engine in the galaxy cleverly disguised as a porn site.”

Session 7
"While you were out of the room we decided that Vesper only poops in the shoes of people he respects."

"So Bothan Shoe pooping is the new Klingon forehead."

"He's a tuxedo cat, and he's a waiter."

"While we're talking about this, I'm going to deposit this orb." "That sounds like a euphemism."

"Where did the orb come from?" "Wookiees lay eggs now. We've decided that's canon."

"Emperial? Imperial? I don't know how to say it. I've never been part of an Empire before!"

"There will be a side quest that goes up on the wiki that details the adventures of Brawln digging through trash on the moon." "Heh. Brawln's Dirty Jobs."

"Put a bounty on me and I will be even more obnoxious in return."

"Their fur is rippling back and forth in conversation." "Probably talking about Buxom Bothans."

"He's a Bothan. He's probably lying." "That's just based on our experience with you." "You played into some racial stereotypes." "You created some racial stereotypes."

"Wait! He knows we're Jedi?!" "Efnir, I'm becoming more fond of your low orbit ejection plan."

"Bothans always land on their hooves?!"

"See how much easier it is?" "I'm going to remember you said that."

"Efnir, anything you have to share?" "There is no Empire. This has all been a social experiment."

"Roll Medicine to see if you can fold the mirror in half without breaking him." "Weirdest Weekend at Bernie's ever."

"We should just dip on the whole campaign and buy & sell storage units!" "Storage Wars: Episode 1. It is a time of great turmoil..."

"There are no demons in hyperspace, there are no demons in hyperspace." "Except the ones you bring with you."

"So the Jedi are trying to meditate and Eye of the Tiger starts playing." "We do a barrel roll."

"And you're getting together whatever the equivalent of Skakoan Popcorn is." "Well, it has to be liquid, so I guess I just squirt butter into my mouth."

"He's my seeing eye droid."

"HC-7 seems very uncomfortable in this situation." "When has he EVER felt comfortable?!" "In the first 5 minutes of the game?"

"So you make off with a popcorn machine, and if anyone asks, you say something about needing to service it, even though it is actively popping." "It won't stop popping!" "Once you pop, you can't stop!"

Session 8
"Which one was the one that blew things up?" "Damasa." "I like her."

"One of Vesper's theories is that Vic is a little man inside the armor, and so he's made you some lacy nightgowns that are basically doll clothing."

"Yes, the more powerful you are in the force, the more heavy metals accumulate in your body." "That might explain why all the padawans in the group have such terrible Brawn. It's all that Jedi metal." "That sounds like a genre of music." "I guess if you have a cortosis guitar pick..."

"Push her down the stairs!" "I may not need to roll for Morality, but I still feel it."

"We're going to surgically implant someone with tracking devices." "One for them to find and one for them to not find."

"One of my stupid ideas has become validated!"

(about Nomi) "She's going to take money from every lowlife in the entire galaxy until she's happy."

"How is it that you knew that I was the person to speak to?" "BuxomBothans.net has it all."

"Do you know what a Coruscant Uber is?" "Again, you're the only one who calls it that." (if you were wondering, it's when you jump off a building and land in somebody's speeder, which you steal)

"You need to work on your discipline, Jedi." "That doesn't seem like a priority of his. That's why we have a popcorn machine."

"Join the hit-the-Wookiee club." "So far that's just you."

Session 9
"I can't wait until I can take on a padawan so that I can ignore him too."

"I'll write a Jedi self-help book: How to Form Attachments and Maintain Them Without Turning to the Dark Side."

"We could carbon freeze him." "That would be expensive." "But he would be decorative." "We could hang him up, and then he would be Mirror Mirror on the wall."

"I'm going to ask 3DS..." "3D6." "If you put him in game mode, then he's 3DS."

"May the Force be with you." "We're surviving!" "That's not the traditional response!" "She (Somi) wasn't raised in the Protestant church!" "Space Lutherans."

"I need a Star Wars species." "Mon Calamari! We'll get 'It's a trap' if it is the last thing I do!"

"This name generator spat out the most ridiculous name, so we're going to go with it. Meet Meene Meene!" "Mean-Mean?" "Ironically, the nicest forger you'll meet."

"Oh man, we've totally doomed Meene Meene by creating him."

"I. DO NOT. SHIMMY!"

"A Bothan Hair Net is just a bag!"

"I'd like it to be noted that I made a map." "Noted!"

"You walk in and your boss knows you." "Nancy!?" "All Humans know each other."

"Efnir, you're getting a bad feeling about this." "I usually do."

"Is it offensive to serve a Mon Calamari calamari flavored popcorn?"

"Nancy is secretly two Jawas in a trench coat."

"Two Jawas in a trench coat would be a great character concept."

"Can we steal an AT-AT?" "ARE there AT-ATs?!"

"You can stay behind, and you'll have a hovercart full of... of.." "Eels?"

"So, I'm going to look on the bright side and congratulate you for getting in." "It was a light despair."

"What are you going to do first?" "Start more fires."

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this the best place to beat someone up in the Citadel."

(about Reevo Tetsu) "Oh. he's not good at this. He's not good at a lot of stuff." "Sounds like a true Padawan." "Aren't you a Padawan?"

"They just saw you bonk two together, so they're going after you." "They tripped!"

"Those two clone troopers have a lot to say about you." "They should." "They're going to shoot at you." "Good!"

Session 10
"I'm going to stare down at them judgmentally, because I'm a cat."

"He made a beeline for the bacta tank." "What? The lubrication tank?"

"Everyone should stop breathing."

(about who gets to use the bacta tank first) "Efnir put his name in before we left."

(about Nawah and Jaquina reuniting, and noting the changes in each other's tattoos) "We just stare at each other and read our updates. It's literally Face book."

"Master Quiet is a cult leader." "What cult is he leading?" (All other players) "His own!"

"I'm going to pass out..." "What?!" " ... restraining bolts." "Oh..."

"Shoot to disable their guns." "I'm going to angle the deflector dish." "I'm going to have a bad feeling about this."

"Friends, Master Quiet should not go into the eating cave."

Session 11
"We can't talk about Murder. But we can wink about Murder!"

"Set Master Quiet up with my Mom? What would THAT solve?" (shrug) "It would be funny"

"This is why so many Padawan don't strike down their mentors - fear of being haunted for the rest of their days."

"You could start fresh... oh wait, you're a fugitive!"

"I don't want to think what a Bothan Speedo would be." "It comes from the same place as Bothan shoes. There's a secret compartment. They have a hoof there as well."

(about Master Quiet trying to clear the mineshaft) "It's like he's failed at Jenga, but he's still trying to play."

"I'm the one who invoked the chode snake, so I'm to blame." "It's a choulder."

"Look! Nature is healing! Administrators are returning to the Administration building."

"It's more like we're different blocks in the same toy box."

"I'm saving my conflict in case we need to horribly murder Master Quiet."

"Trust in the Force, but take a flashlight."

(A group of PCs find the back entrance to a cave) "Hey Guys! Look at this!" "Exit only!"

"What do you roll to make breakfast when you yourself don't eat?" "Education?" "Xenology?"

"I guess I'll inform Master Quiet there's lots of leftovers for reasons he won't like."

"It's been awhile since I fell to my death."

"All that jumping made you quippier."

Session 12
"I can't feel you with the Force, so you don't count as people?"

(about using Force Push in Jedi: Fallen Order) "If it's by a cliff, it's going over the cliff!

(A group of PCs lose each other in a sudden 'magical' mist) "We should have held hands. It was a 'Mist' opportunity." "If that's what presence five brings, I'm going to revoke it."

"You can't use agility for lying." "It's verbal agility"

(about Vic speaking Skakoverbal) "It's like a drunk droid singing in Basic, but with more mouth noises."

"Ossuaries 'R' Us. A fully owned subsidiary of Pews Altars Etc."

"So, I've noticed that lobotomies are not are on the list of things that get you dark side points."

"Force powers that directly do damage will affect him" "Care bear stare!" "If you have that on your character sheet, you can use it." "Fred Astaire?" "Why would I Say Fred Astaire?" "Dance-off, Man!"

"You're not here, and you're evil."

"I yield. You have proven yourself worthy." "By defeating both friend and foe."

Session 13
"I don't need to spend Dark side points to mess with you guys. I can do that by virtue of my position."

"Efnir's lightsaber is violet." "Like Master Windu!" "Can we call you Master Windon't?" "Depends on how far up in the air you want to get flung." "I'm going to guess it would be Medium range or shorter."

"Use the scientific name- Choulderous Bouldrous!"

"Mirror, mirror, in the freezer... (pause)" "We'll fight you next when you're a geezer."

"Time to set up a bureaucracy in the Jedi Temple."

"He's trying to start a new order of Cave Jedi!" "That's a lot less impressive then it used to be."

"We keep them around to extract sperm from? "So... they're pets?" "You extract sperm from your pets?!" "The word you're looking for is 'livestock!"

"You couldn't deceive a small fly."

"You have to put your dominant hand in the artifact!"

"She has an adversary rating of 3 and a Force rating of 4." "If you add up all the ratings of the force users, we can match that." "It doesn't work that way!" "3 Padawans in a trench coat!"

"Dathomir? Fun! Mist! Ichor!" "Spiders!"

"Dathomir won't recognize you as an Apex predator. You'll have to prove your worth. After that, you'll feel right at home."

"You SURE no one else should be subject to the morality scale?" "We need them to do our dirty work."

"This is a traditional Dathomirian Butthole stretcher." "It lets the spiders in"

"(Something)! Better than midichlorians! "Dathomirian Butt spiders?"

"An 'Army of Zorros' describes most groups of player characters."

"We need to stop befriending people who live in rocks."

"You always need an old man in a deep cave to give quests."

Session 14
The quote monkey was not at Session 14. Quotes may come. Someday.

Session 15
"I need to figure out which character sheet is the right one." "You have two characters?" "She has two sets of records. One she shows Beth, and one she shows the IRS."

"I play droids to make people nervous."

"That was the session you stole the parts out of my cloud car." (Mishearing) "You had a clown car?" "They made a clown car out of his cloud car."

"Well, If you want to spend the night with him again, he's in a bar." "He won't try to sleep with you in the bar! "Again, that doesn't mean no..." "I will not shag him in a bar, I will not shag him in a car. I will not shag him near or there, I will not shag him anywhere."

"Find out if he knows the Dara Family. Hopefully he's not related, or it will be AWKWARD!"

"I promise we won't steal it." "Good luck, its over 1,000 lbs." "That just makes me want to steal it more!"

"I appreciate you're using the word 'Shindig' to describe this."

"Oh! You meant the other type of gondola!" "You were thinking the (mimes poling a boat) type of gondola?" "Yes! that's why I was making comments about gondolas being hard to row uphill!"

"My armor is made from the skin of my enemies, but they weren't people."

"Every comedy group needs a straight man." (Completely deadpan) "That's not the first time I've heard that."

"Lightsaber it in half?" "Look! The statue has a meaty center."

Session 16
"Is there anything else I can turn it to? Hapian Cooking shows? Soap operas?" "Cooking operas?" (sings)" I burnt the eggs!" "They're sung in Swedish."

"She's being held in a room with a horse next to it." "First, he needs to figure out what a horse is." "It's a much larger Bothan with less fur." "A 4-legged Dolphin?"

"We couldn't use the belt because you're so much shorter." "You're a little short for a Jedi."

"I will not be hanging a sock on the couch fort."

"He also has an aggressive moustache."

"If it's a prison cell, its as nice as your rooms above." "Wait, are we prisoners?"

"I am the very model of a drunken major General!"

"If you let go of your drink, it hovers."

"I'm trying to make it look like I'm offended with out looking like I'm offended." "From inside a metal suit?"

"She's read the manual." "There's a Jedi manual on seduction?"

"He's expounding on the knife skills of the lead soprano... Which is a sentence I just said."

"He has a certificate. Brawln. Detective. Not a slaver."

Session 17
"'Hit it with your lekku' sounds like a sex thing."

"Our Characters care, but we don't."

"I think this was a plot point in the Saucier of Seville." "It's going to be part of a cooking opera now."

"Take that, droids! Now you're going to be washing dishes by hand!"

"This is definitely going in the cooking opera. Someone's ripping a cooking droid in half."

"There are two Boez Monatos in this house." "And with the touch of a button, there could be three!"

"A Jedi took out a bunch of our security droids." "A jedi?" "Yeah. Your friend with the horns!" "Oh, Eff!"

"I'm turning on the tv for the noise." "It's a fricassee hoedown!"

"Chances are Lilikai will already know without you telling her, being a spymaster and all." "Quite possibly." "Quite Both-ably!"

"I hope you like Hapean cooking opera because it's all you'll hear on the ship from now on."

"See, this is why I need a killing suit!"

"There's a point where slipping it in anything low cut enough would be unbelievable." "Well, if the bodice has enough boning..." (Pause) "Oh! that kind of boning!"

Session 18
"I want it to look like Damasa Kovani died in the citadel." "She was probed to death."

"A gun does not give me defense." "It does if you kill them with it."

(On Nawah's new hat of questionable fashion taste) "It's the plaideweave of the Stars Wars universe."

(Again, about the hat) "Your hat will be known as 'Rosebud" "Rosebud the sled hat."

(On the origin of the hat) "You're walking past a curio shop when you see this hanging in a window advertised as a sled. A choir of Angels sounds in your ears as you think, 'That's my hat!"

"Have you seen visions of walls of tentacles?" "That wasn't a vision."

(On uses for the hat) "We have a popcorn bowl!" "No." "Nahwa, why do you have butter in your hair?"

"Can you use the force through a cybernetic hand?" "Yes. The force is the force." (Multiple people) "Of course, of course." "Wow." "Nick at Nite has a lot to answer for."

"By process of elimination, you're crashing into the Lava." "Congratulations." "We need to 'oops' expose ourselves." "So we need trench coats."

"He likes that shuttle because it's the one with a naked lady painted on it." "I don't know about that. Maybe a wizard." "A naked wizard?!"

"Did you say that there's a grappling hook attachment to an armor? So you could just go like (makes a body motion to indicate being pulled by the waist)" "It wouldn't require a pelvic thrust to shoot things." "Depends where you put it." "That seems like a bad place" "Would that break your back if you were pulled by the middle?" "It's funny! All these Mandelorians bent backwards flying through the sky!" "I think I found what took out the Mandelorians." "Mandelore go!" "They couldn't decide who was going to go first, so they all tried it simultaneously." "It keeps their hands free for fighting when going up." "Or in case of a Sarlaac pit, going down." "It is deeply disturbing to get hit by a grappling hook shot out of somebody's wang."

"I'm spending a force die to make this canon. That's where the expression fly by the seat of your pants comes from."

"Are the People following behind doing anything?" "Humming the Imperial March." "Composing and then humming the Imperial march." "My dad has a job for you - Palpatine's composer."

"The D-6 is Lilikai?" "No, the red D-20." "The imperials are square."

"I have my hat." "Don't worry, I'm sure that will be a game changer."

Session 19
"I don't have to leave early anymore." "So I have 30 more minutes to do stuff to you - with you!"

"I'm trying to find a pile of drugs." "Hopefully not hallucinogens." "He wakes up and sees Seven Nomis" "Seven Clonies!"

"He has a medical condition. Called Loneliness."

"Who has a long range com link?" "I do. It's built into my armor." "So no one drop Vic into lava." "Oh, we can drop Vic, we just can't drop the armor." "Are YOU volunteering to get into the methane chamber?"

"Are lekku socks a thing?"

"Can you tailor? Can you make my hat look even stupider so I can keep wearing it?" "I don't think I could make it look any stupider."

"Whose idea was this?" "The one who rolled despair twice."

(Nawah's mentor) "was two Jawas in a trench coat." "This means there was a good Jawa and an evil Jawa." "If the number of Jawas inside of you isn't zero, you should get that checked!" "Whichever was the top Jawa for the day got to teach you." "You're learning evil things today." "They need to alternate it day by day." "There needs to be a t-shirt that says 'Top Jawa'." "And a matching t-shirt that says 'Bottom Jawa'." "That could be bad when taken out of context." "That would be a great costume for CONvergence." "The Top Jawa wears a trenchcoat." "And the Bottom Jawa wears extra large shoes." "The mythology is blooming."

"I guess you could make the A a hood." "What?" "If you're trying to make a font." "He's thinking graphic design."

"The t-shirt could be like a tuxedo shirt, but a trenchcoat. And there is a little gap with two eyes. With little furry hands."

"Keep in mind you have a stormtrooper with Lekku hanging out the back." "But they're very charming Lekku."

"No one has ever said 'I've had such a good day, its time for a gassing!'"

"We're in the blast radius!" "Of the rancor mating season."

"You want this to end? But we're having so much fun!" "She seems stable."

"If she wants to punch the Wookiee, let her punch the Wookiee." "It's giving her something to do."

"You did in fact get Vulcan neck pinched by a bat."

(about Lilikai) "Dang it! She ran off with a set of armor!" "We forgot to unequip her before the cutscene!"

Session 20
"So what I'm hearing is that we have enough time for a Bacta Hot Tub party." "Filled with pleasantly warm champagne."

(On Ship upgrade priorities) "We can't breathe, but the Bacta Tank sure is nice!"

"So you took just the shoe fetish videos is what you're saying." "It's the Bothan shoes." "Bothan shoe fetish?"

"There's always a bottom Jawa!"

"It's Jawas all the way down."

"Don't poke the bear." "It's more like I'm trying to create a baby bear." "So don't eat her porridge!" "Operation Goldilocks is go."

(On Dark Force Users) "Lilikai doesn't look like a meth user yet."

"If you see spiders crawl out of your butthole, then it's expired." "Or you're on Dathomir."

"I finally got magnitude 1, so I can fondle 2 butts at once."

"We can fake our deaths infinite times... until we die. And then, they won't believe we're really dead." "So then they'll keep looking for us after we die." "And that's how we win. Deplete the Empire's resources."

"The caves go farther back than any one realized." "They found a Balrog." "They dug so deep they went into another franchise!"

"3D-6 will note that 2 Mirialens can reproduce."

"Now the truth comes out. You didn't want to do math."

"Lucky you picked up 2 warrior monks that don't need much." "The Jedi are basically warrior monks." "Yes, but this warrior monk has a girlfriend to fund."

"You poop in a box, you sleep in a different box, and you compute in a third box." "Don't get drunk and forget which box is which."

"Enough pips, and I'll just move the planet away."

"So the tentacles are keeping us from a big darkness?" "The tentacles are on our side for once!"

"Can I save my advantage for any future forays into tentacle planet?" "That sounds wrong." "Oh! forays, not 4-ways."

"I think he went into that box." "Whichever box you think he went into, he didn't." "He went into the poop box." "And if he didn't, it is now."

Session 21
"There are two backstories within you. The one you share with other people at the beginning of the game, and the one that develops later."

"A Jawa is not small enough to fit inside HC- 7's chest cavity, which is a sentence I can't believe I had to say." "If you cut one into enough pieces it will." "The compartment's refrigerated, so it probably shouldn't be alive when it goes in there."

"Iktotchi performance doesn't translate well to people who can't see the future. A bunch of people assemble, they laugh a few times, leave, and then the actors put on a show."

"Let the Wookiee cook!"

"Guys, I put a lot of work into creating this world. Please don't ruin it with your old characters."

(On the ship being named Rouge Ronto due to a misspelling during registration) "Someday I'm just going to paint the thing red." "It will be a real Gift of the Magi situation, because that will probably be the day I get enough computer to fix the name."

"Vic 'The Tool Man' Dantor."

"Does anyone know what time it is?" (Sound of Vic's many arms and their attachments deploying)

"Having Force powers means never having to say you're sorry."

(GM's note: I think this was in the context of Vesper denying being either a pyromaniac or a kleptomaniac and then also being deliberately obtuse about something) "You know he's a klepto because he takes things literally." (Efnir's player moves a Destiny point over to the player stash) "That's fair."

Session 22
"You have to be alive in the first place before you can die!"

"Nothing has given us so much delight in this game as Bothan hooves."

"I've listened to a lot of Hapean Cooking opera. I've had Sabre of my Soul stuck in my head for days."

"Foot fetish is kind of tentacle porn for people who don't have tentacles."

"Are you haunted by the force ghost of the Mirror?" "It was a dark reflection."

"Good thing I didn't give the drive. It would have been full of porn!" "Crazy gas breathers."

"If a Bothan hops out of a box, is it an un-bothing video?"

"According to Iscandar, who is a questionable source at beth - at best." "l am a questionable source, and Beth."

"All of our Cave Masters are going to come back and fight us as a squad."

(about learning to use a lightsaber) "It's part of the training to learn not to accidentally ignite it in your pants."

Vesper, to Damasa Kovani: "I'm undressing you with my eyes, but it's for a good cause."

"Did you bring enough dark side points to share with the rest of the class?"

"I don't know what the Skakoan equivalent of Blue Balls is, but this is probably close." "Setting up your equipment & walking away? It is now."

"I turned your NPC into an etch-a-sketch. I'm a little sorry."

Session 23
"I am all about doing evil for the better good. It's part of my Ethos."

"I couldn't get in any more trouble if I died."

"It's an instrument that requires more arms." "I've been thinking about if I could play it with my brain."

"That's not how martial arts get developed!" "On Skako they do!" "That's why you lost the war!" "Because their martial arts were developed by AI."

"I'm checking their negotiation against each other." "That's something to check before getting a room."

"I found this under the... uh..." "Sea?" (Death glare) "The dark side is always greener..."

(In response to a discussion about the wisdom of licking bivalves) "I didn't lick the other side. There's a whole other valve."

"We love bad ideas!" "Says the oyster-licker!"

"Instead of thinking of it as losing a catamaran, think of it as gaining a party submarine"

Session 24
"I got dark side points for stealing a popcorn maker and light side points for licking an oyster, so I guess I learned that drugs are good." "And that stealing is bad."

"At this point it's nice to have someone else not believe in me, too." "... is it though?"

"I pass him the can of spray foam." "Don't get it in your fur." "Would that give extra armor?"

"Nahwa's going to wreck this world!" "Colonialism!" "They shouldn't fear the empire, they should fear us!"

"Let's land!" "Bad news. we live here now."

"It's the happy death oyster."

"So does everyone understand now?" "Yes. We're up the Duck's nostril" "And tooling around in its sinus cavity."

"You didn't build a ship, you built a plot device."

"You've figured it out. -about 1:30..-1:40.. Donald Duck.

"All of our problems are Vic problems."

Session 25
"Swallowed in the wrong direction. That's always fun." "That's called barfing."

"You'll be ok - you'll sink to the bottom and walk home." "Can you drag my corpse with you to lay with the Oysters?"

"We have to pretend we don't know anything." "You don't have to pretend."

"We should save our explosives, and we're trying to get OFF the planet." "If we blow up the planet, we'll be off it."

"There's a lot of Wookiees on this belt!"

"Quick question, Beth: when I was clicking through the belt, were there any water species?" "Yes. A Gungan." "Nikki's going to be so mad!" "Hey Nikki! Your character's a Gungan now!"

"Looks like I should have slept. 3 failure 2 threat." "There's going to be 3 people in carbonite!"

"Each session is going to end with another character trapped in carbonite because no one slept." "Except for me, who actually slept. And I'm going to just go live on Damasa's beach to lick oysters." "Her retirement plan seems more reasonable now, doesn't it?"

"I go run and hide in the shadows." "Leaving little wet footprints the entire way." "Those Bothan shoes have lots of compartments, don't they?" "Shut Up!"

"It's dangerous to go alone, so nuke it from Orbit."

Session 26
"I need to ask Somi an indelicate question. What is your confidence level in talking your way on to the platform as a Gungan." "Meesa can do this."

"You might want to look into ways to steal a boat to get out there." "Ok." "Vesper's gone."

"They're on high alert. it might have something to do with the fact that 3 of them have turned up cut in half by a lightsaber recently." "They fell off the building and just fell apart." "They make stormtroopers out of Lego now."

"Hmm. I don't know. We'll need something to get everyone off." " ... Heard out of context."

(About a newly acquired speeder) "Will it fit in our cargo hold?" "Yeah, it's only silhouette 2!" "I could huck it at people!" "They call him Master win-don't for a reason."

"It will change your voice, but it won't 'meesa' for you."

"I've been unconscious for a day, did he steal it or not!"

"I'm going to shout 'Now, now, now' into the com." "What? What are we supposed to do?" "When you give orders, I go!" "You didn't say a verb!"

(about a dianoga) "You think it's landing among your enemies. That's fun."

"The safe word is stop now, oh God, oh God?"

"He's going to shoot his guns." "Gungan guns?" "Meesa coming for you... no wait!" "He's going to get you all off!"

"I don't think Stormtroopers have great radio presets." "Speeches by Emperor Palpatine." "It's your Dad's greatest hits."

"You did tell them (the Sindonese) to take up arms." "And they do have a lot of arms."

"We're PCs. We're great at being annoying."

"You fly away with Somi lashed to the ship." "(Ralph Wiggum voice) I'm a trophy!" "No, you're a figure head."

"Do a perception check." (sings) "There's some lava in a hole in the middle of the port..."

"The Bothans have been a spacefaring race. So we are well aware of the fact that space jumping is stupid."

Session 27
"I'm doing the Bothan equivalent of whistling." "He'll be on the phone with Comcast for the next week."

"I've been wanting to see the inside of one of these (a light saber)." "Remember that I 'meesa-ed' for you."

"Is it a Bothan thing to fake your death?" "That's how they have 9 lives!"

"She's part of the oldest profession. She runs a brothel." "Is she buxom?"

"There's a dead one and a mostly alive one, but we don't know which is which."

"I'm getting my entire body tattooed on Tatooine." "Does it say 'I love sand?"

"I'm going to do a vibe check." "Is that like a prostate check?" "Sounds dangerous to do on a Wookiee.

"By ghosting her, did you mean she killed her?"

(Both Somi and Efnir need Nomi's assistance to prevent themselves falling) "I guess my two advantage says she loves me more."

"Nahwa reaches out and grabs Somi with her legs and stops her from falling to her death" "Thick thighs save lives?"

"I'm going to shoot my grappling gun at Efnir." "I'm shooting mine back at Vesper." "If we go down, we go down together."

"Start letting Beth narrate? Why would we do that?" "Yeah, we don't need a GM. we can do it ourselves."

"We're trying to find our friends. They're encased in Carbonite. The rocks shaped like people."

"They're clone Wookiees?" "They're cookies?"

"Fine. I'll translate. Just stop naming me."

"You hear faint whimpering coming from under the desk." "Sekar Mirah?" "I'm going to tell Nick you said that!" "It was more wishful thinking." "Sekar Mirah eats butt-spiders for breakfast."

"I feel less less bad that you're the one that ran first."

"We can't help it that the heavy science is the expensive science."

"He didn't even propose first." (blank stares) "He moved to engage." "Oh. I thought we were going to have to have a very uncomfortable conversation about force choking in the bedroom."

"That doesn't sound fun." "Well, we didn't have a lot of fun growing up, so the bad stuff had to be fun!" "So, advanced playing with trash."

"Oh. Wookiee rage. That's fun!"

Session 28
"Another one of them has a flamethrower." "Fight fire with fire!"

"Or maybe it's because riding the speeder is like sitting in a too small chair at a parent/teacher conference." "That was incredibly specific."

"You know, you really can determine any wall to be the licking wall" "If you believe enough."

"Careful! Don't blow yourself up before we come to rescue you and accidentally blow you up." "Wait, what?" "Have you seen how hard it is for us to get out of a tree?" "I've failed on three different tries!"

"One more jump and you're outside the ship." "Into the vacuum of space!!"

"So one of them shouts 'It's a trap', and you decide the best option is to fling yourself over the edge." "There's that Intellect 6 moving."

"Bara Exana's Chocolate factory."

"It's raining men!" "Hallelujah" "Did you say fall-lelujah?" "You 're singing 3 different songs." "Fall La La La, la la la la."

"My next character starts with Rocket boots."

(After a session with an uncharacteristically high number of successes with large amounts of threat) "No more starting sessions by talking about falling damage."

"Make a vigilance check." "A stun grenade hits you on the head."

"Hanagh." "I hear you, buddy."

"Someone Roll for a critical injury." (Rolls) "69" "Nice."

"While there were once a number of storm troopers at the bottom of the tree, they now seem to be ex-troopers." "They quit?"

Session 29
"I would rather be a crappy human than be a Gungan."

"The way down was fast due to the friendly assist from gravity." "Gravity is NOT friendly."

"I'll strike down all my friends if that's what it takes to be a Paragon!" "I said mischievous, not murderous!"

"Are you saying the Jedi Academy is a technical college?"

"You don't have to be naked for me to see you naked."

"We're on Kashyyk, so the fire department is called to get cats that are stuck at the bottom of the tree."

"The difference between you and me is that you're more upset about the loss of your shoe, and I'd be more upset about the loss of the lightsaber." "Yeah, because I'm actually useful without my light saber."

"When I return your shoe, the light saber is going to be mysteriously missing. What lightsaber? I don't know where it went." "And then the voice of Alashaa Sanu Sounds in your head, saying 'Do it!'" "No one turns you to the dark side like your friends."

Session 30
"I knew we should have just stayed on the beach. " "And licked oysters." (singing) "In the arms of the oysters...." "Where oysters have hands." "They're hallucingenic. That's how they have arms."

"You just gave it a push, so it was Newton's fault." "If this is a 'long time ago', then wouldn't we inspire Newton?" "Then it's back to being our fault!" "He wasn't hit by an apple, it was a stun grenade!"

"Does Iscandar want to see me juggle starships? No, because he's no fun!"

(On the discovering of Iscandar's body) "I get a mop and bucket." "It was a lightsaber." "Febreze?"

"The morning after you murder someone, what you need is someone to simp for you." "Show him your lightsaber!"

"That's why you put them alive out the air lock - so the ghosts haunt outer space?"

"It's a little late to ask Iscandar that. Plus, he didn't know about Zoph." "No - the Scanner."

"I'd prefer the beach. It's better than the desert. " "It's like a wet desert."

Session 31
"So you need to turn me in." "Diet Quiet! You know - looks the same, but doesn't quite taste right."

"I'm relatively sure she can't force choke us over an email."

"What do choulders eat?" "What ever they want?"

"Could we use a juicy electrical droid to get the choulders to follow and make a stampede in the canyons?" "Run, HC-7!"

"It's encumbrance 3" "That sounds like a Nahwah problem." "Our Brawn is the same." "Yeah, but I'm an aesthetic and get bonuses from not carrying much." "That sounds like a you problem."

"Ah -it's not evil, it's aesthetic!" "That's how people start becoming Sith. The aesthetics."

Session 32
"It's been "X" number days since the last execution on this ship."

"So you don't get spotted by Palpatine." (Alarmed Sounds) "Yes, because he's just out for a stroll!" "Lilikai really kicked this up the chain."

"1 failure, 11 advantage" "What does that even mean?" "You're spotted, but you're dressed as a stormtrooper?" "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

"I didn't sell them. I traded them for favors. So they could be eaten!"

"Just hit it until it gives you the answer you want!" "Wookie IT!" "Have you hit it in the right place?" "Have you roared at it?" "Did you tear it's power cord out?" "Have you threatened to tear it's arms out?"

"Not enlightened enough to be a force ghost." "There's an insult for Jedi to trade back and forth."

"Vesper is always watching."

"There's the crystal room, the tunnels, the licking wall..." "This would be a great Listing on Zillow."

(On how to carry a baby) "It would fit in H C-7. It's smaller than a Jawa. And we established that a Jawa would fit in pieces." "That was a messy experiment."

"My goal is to find where the people who are sending the droids and sic these three on them... and then I'll take the baby!"

"Every one can block a blaster bolt once!"

"Hey! You're on your way to being a cave Jedi" "More like a caved-in Jedi."

"We're adopting the baby after all this is over." "5 Jedi and a little lady."